The following poem is the result of my one and only attempt to start a Twitter hashtag. If you have no idea what that last sentence means, don’t worry, you can still appreciate the poem. For those of you down with the TwitSpeak, suffice it to say it did not really take off. But I did get a few retweets and comments, which helped me work out which were the funniest slogans.
Here they are – Happy New Year !
I’m not melting down, I’m venting
At least my Chewy Tube doesn’t cause lung cancer
So I like to climb things. So what ? Higher is better. There are no haters up there
I understand NASCAR racing on a much deeper level than you
Your need for spontaneity is exhausting me
Time for a trampoline break !
School? Hell? Tough choice. At least you get to do fun stuff before they put you in hell
Well ? How many digits can *you* recite Π to ?
If you can read this, you need to gently remind me about personal space